WARNING: If you want to watch Game of Thrones, but haven’t yet, major spoilers follow, so don’t read this post. And if you have no desire to watch Game of Thrones, hopefully you will still enjoy the story.
“Khal Drogo dies in the first season, you know.”
“I know. I said pretend.”
“Well it wouldn’t be accurate. Plus, he was never here.”
“Okay, fine. We can do Jon Snow and Ygritte. At fairy pond we were at yesterday? Romantic, am I right?”
“She’s dead too.”
“If you’re not careful, I’ll make you be Tyrion again.”
“Lord, anything but that. Okay fine, I’ll be whoever you want me to be: Khal Drogo. Jon Snow. Jaime Lannister?” He jiggled his eyebrows at the last one.
“That would make me Cersei and no thanks.”
“Now who’s not being open minded?”
“You are Khal, and I am Khalessi and our boat has landed on the shores of King’s Landing and we shall fall upon the walkway and make love.”’
He pressed her closer against the ancient stone wall and ran a hand up her leg.
“Wait,” she said. “I think someone’s coming.”