Revised Definition of a Good Day

 

From now on, I’m going to call any day that a goose doesn’t shit on my head a ‘good day’.

Just sayin’.

For no particular reason.

And secondly, goose crap is far more adhesive than you might expect.

 

4 Comments

  1. J Hardy Carroll's avatar

    I read that sailors though it was lucky when a bird shit on you.I have a hard time seeing the good fortune in any feces-related talisman,

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    1. K. Rawson's avatar

      Maybe for sailors it was a relative thing. If you take ship going down vs. shit going down, shit is the better alternative.

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  2. Heath Muchena's avatar

    so funny πŸ™‚

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  3. Priceless Joy's avatar

    They’re awfully pretty though…

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