Pretoria Preetus and the Shop of Troublesome Household Goods

PHOTO PROMPT © Mary Shipman

PHOTO PROMPT © Mary Shipman

“Returnis Shelvum.”

Nothing happened. Exasperated, Pretoria peered in the cubby beneath the register for the Book of Retail Spells. But of course, it was gone.

“Does nothing stay put in this store?” She blew a wisp of hair off her forehead and looked up. The sleepwalking nightgowns had arranged themselves nicely over the bed-buggery short-sheets. But everything else had been a complete disaster since Madame Terminus had left for lunch.

The rickrolling pins had beaned the last two customers.  Madame Terminus was due back any minute. There was only one thing to do.

She lifted her wand and waved. “Confringo!”

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29 Comments

  1. J Hardy Carroll's avatar

    That’s delightful. I can almost hear the music.

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  2. Neil MacDonald's avatar

    Where’s Snape when you need him? This was a lovely romp

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    1. K. Rawson's avatar

      I know, right? Thanks for reading!

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  3. rochellewisoff's avatar

    Dear Karen,

    A fun little foray into the supernatural.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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  4. Björn Rudberg (brudberg)'s avatar

    Somehow I’m reminded of the wonderful Disney film “the sorcerer’s apprentice” here… maybe using the wand will bring worst trouble. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rrm8usaH0sM

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    1. K. Rawson's avatar

      I hadn’t even realized but you’re right. And yes, it’s going to go really wrong, I fear. Thanks for reading.

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  5. oldentimes's avatar

    I, too, thought of the sorcerers apprentice! Five wands for this tale

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    1. K. Rawson's avatar

      Thank you kindly 🙂

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  6. lillian's avatar

    Bibbety bobbedy boo! Smiling I am 🙂

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  7. Mike's avatar
    Mike

    Troublesome household goods indeed. Like😀

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  8. Sandra's avatar

    Very imaginative and I loved the idea of bed-buggery short sheets. 🙂

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    1. K. Rawson's avatar

      Lol can’t imagine one would get much rest in them. Thanks for reading.

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  9. The Voice's avatar

    This is a wonderful story, Karen. I too had images of The Sorcerer’s Apprentice as well as hints of Harry Potter. You crafted a delightful scene into such a short tale.

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    1. K. Rawson's avatar

      Thanks for the kind words! Glad you liked it.

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  10. helenmidgley's avatar

    I loved this, JK Rowling may be stealing it 😉

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  11. caerlynn's avatar
    Caerlynn Nash

    Tons of fun! Great job.

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  12. creatingahome's avatar

    This reminds me of bed knobs and broomsticks.

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  13. wmqcolby's avatar

    Hmmm. Reminds me of The Sorcerer’s Apprentice in a way. Pretty cool story, though. Well-told!!! Marvelous, Karen. 🙂

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  14. Josslyn Turner's avatar
    Josslyn Rae Turner

    A cute story! And what a title! 🙂

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  15. IfeomaO's avatar
    IfeomaO

    Another Harry Potter series in the making 🙂

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  16. Lynn Love's avatar

    Love this! Love the idea of nightgowns that move on their own and I love the language you’ve used, the world you’ve constructed in such a limited word count. Super writing – would love to read more magical tales 🙂

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  17. draliman's avatar

    I think maybe it’s time for her to put the wand down and do everything manually 🙂

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  18. Patrick Prinsloo's avatar

    Lovely story. Great fun. Magic.

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  19. lillmcgill's avatar
    lillmcgill

    Very clever!

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  20. Jan Brown's avatar

    Brilliant. This story was so much fun! And quite well written.

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  21. GHLearner's avatar
    gahlearner

    Whoa, whoa, Confringo may just be a bit over the top, no? Great story, just the right grade of whimsical, fits perfectly into the potterverse.

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  22. Margaret's avatar

    What fun. I love this. ‘Troublesome household goods’ – fantastic.

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  23. mjlstories's avatar

    There is often a confringo in my classroom. I could do with some of those rickrolling pins to sort it out.

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    1. K. Rawson's avatar

      LOL what could possibly go wrong? 😉

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